Johnlock, the ship that sails itself.
Jim Moriarty, consulting criminal. [x]
Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. [x]
Mycroft Holmes, the British government. [x]
John Watson, doctor. [x]
Mrs Hudson, landlady. [x]
Molly Hooper, the girl who counted. [x]
you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off
and then brought back to life, and then killed off again
the fly one i can’t breathe
just look at the time
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
is that what happens on hannibal?
Next week on Supernatural.
‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘
‘sHUT UP SAM’
‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘
‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
Reblog If You Are Grateful For Everyone Of Your Followers
my followers are FABULOUS…XXXXXX
his hand looks like a flower blooming
Still the closest his hand is going to be from me
IT’S LIKE AN INSIDE VIEW OF HIM FISTING SOMEONE
There are two types of people in this world
SWEETLITTLEKITTY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.
It’ll make everything better.
The da vinci load