Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
15 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 227,318 notes

hearthevoicessay:

Johnlock, the ship that sails itself.

Jim Moriarty, consulting criminal. [x]

Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. [x]

Mycroft Holmes, the British government. [x]

John Watson, doctor. [x]

Mrs Hudson, landlady. [x]

Molly Hooper, the girl who counted. [x]

15 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 1,441 notes

casuallyracistatthedisco:

towriteanalsexonherarms:

you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off

and then brought back to life, and then killed off again

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purplelephant24:

the fly one i can’t breathe

16 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 165,021 notes

becnoir:

good heavens

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just look at the time

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highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:

deanisanactualprincess:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

is that what happens on hannibal?

omg

16 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 113,153 notes
ladymalchav:

sherlokian:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Next week on Supernatural.

‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘‘sHUT UP SAM’
‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘
‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’

ladymalchav:

sherlokian:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Next week on Supernatural.

‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘

‘sHUT UP SAM’

‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘

‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’

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napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

16 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 87,952 notes

Reblog If You Are Grateful For Everyone Of Your Followers

jeremyloverobsessedmoi:

reblogthings:

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my followers are FABULOUS…XXXXXX

18 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 10,491 notes
tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

18 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 99,326 notes
sweetlittlekitty:

cumberbitchsandwich:

akapine006:

sweetlittlekitty:

cocoloveszoo:

tomymindpalace:

his hand looks like a flower blooming

Still the closest his hand is going to be from me

IT’S LIKE AN INSIDE VIEW OF HIM FISTING SOMEONE

There are two types of people in this world

SWEETLITTLEKITTY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

sweetlittlekitty:

cumberbitchsandwich:

akapine006:

sweetlittlekitty:

cocoloveszoo:

tomymindpalace:

his hand looks like a flower blooming

Still the closest his hand is going to be from me

IT’S LIKE AN INSIDE VIEW OF HIM FISTING SOMEONE

There are two types of people in this world

SWEETLITTLEKITTY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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18 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 3,801 notes

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

18 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 56,099 notes

Reblog if you know who Cousin Matt is

maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug:

trenchcoat-porn:

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A+ GIF use

18 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 38,643 notes

iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

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It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

18 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 26,158 notes
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idk. This is probably an obsession. I blame Lili. Lili if you're reading this I blame you for my tumblr addiction. Oh yeah wait, this is an introduction to me and my blog, isn't it? I really shouldn't be writimg these kinda stuff at 2 a.m. My brain stopped working a long time ago... hmmmmm what should I tell you guys about myself? My name is Céline, I'm Dutch and I love cats. Yes that sounds about right... oh wait I almost forgot about my obsessions with certain books, films and series, but I guess you already knew that. I mean, just look at my blog. Oh and if you have the sudden urge to ask me things I will love you forever... probably.
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